Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - awaiting the video game crash [2005]

Artist: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual
Title: awaiting the video game crash
Country: PEEKSKILL, United States
Genre: Grindcore / Electronica / Experimental
LABEL: Brokecore
Download:Download - part 1
Download:Download - part 2
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1 Capcom Still Doesn't Present (0:19)
2 In Loving Memory Of The Integrity Of The Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With A Plunger (1:08)
3 Poon Tank (0:23)
4 KMFCM (Kill Mother Fuckin Cory Monster) (1:30)
5 Girls Who Google Their Name (0:21)
6 Ashleevanilli (Aka "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's) (0:16)
7 Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar) (0:17)
8 Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men?...Because Opposites Attract (0:55)
9 Drowning Caitlan Betchel In Her Fake Ass Tears (0:37)
10 Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We) (1:01)
11 9/13/93 (1:29)
12 Awaiting The Video Game Crash (1:36)
13 Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg) (0:27)
14 Napalm Sticks To Little Girls (0:20)
15 New Games Suck, But They're Still Better Than Girls (0:16)
16 We Blew Up The Blood Banks To Kill You Vampire Wannabes And Your Girlfriends (0:55)
17 Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From The 80's (0:50)
18 Shoujocide (0:53)
19 Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages (0:05)
20 Rape A Redhead In A Santa Hat For The Brothas That Ain't Here No Mo (0:27)
21 New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything) (0:41)
22 Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties In That Vending Machine? (2:25)
23 Yu Gi Oh Theme Song (0:06)
24 John Romero Will Make You His Bitch (1:07)
25 Sebastianna's Coke Nail (0:41)
26 Psychic Enemy Hotline (1:08)
27 Adult Swim Vs. Mindless Self Indulgence In The Battle For Most Annoying Fan Base Ever (0:39)
28 And The Winner Is...Dir En Grey!! (0:24)
29 The Tale Of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Pt.1 (0:11)
30 The Tale Of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Pt.2 (0:16)
31 If You Were A True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam On My Joystick (0:11)
32 Neopets Doesn't Count As A Strategy Game (0:13)
33 EGM Tribute Song (1:11)
34 Electronic Gay-ming Monthly (R U E For Sony To Fuck Your Ass?) (0:41)
35 Did You Eat Craps (J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies Pt.2) (2:53)
36 News Flash: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being The Cause Of The Herpes Epidemic Within The Visual Kei Scene (0:34)
37 Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo (1:08)
38 Waiting For Magenta On The Porch With Shotgun In Hand (0:50)
39 Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required) (1:36)
40 The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out Of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock (0:38)
41 Pokerap (0:21)
42 If Promiscuity Was An Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now (0:28)
43 Some Girl On IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than The Original (0:07)
44 This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live In It (0:15)
45 Zack Morris's Cell Phone (0:17)
46 Music To Pop Zits To (0:20)
47 Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures At Both (0:12)
48 I Bet There Were Otaku In The Heaven's Gate Cult (0:46)
49 Cunt Flavored Slushies (0:57)
50 The Crackpipe In Elizabeth's Handbag (0:29)
51 Why Princesses Wear Pink (1:16)
52 Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight On Lifetime (0:17)
53 Let's Just Pretend You Tried To Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm A Slut (0:56)
54 Crazy Joe Will Smash You With This Truck And Drag You Under The Trailer Tandems (0:48)
55 Maximum Scene Points For Being A Tranny (0:55)
56 The Song That Killed On Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others) (3:28)
57 What? Another Sex Tape? (0:38)
58 No, One Rakey Blowjob Behind The Karaoke Room At Otakon Does Not Entitle You To A Free PSP (0:18)
59 Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing? (1:52)
60 Telling The Camera Guy From Bang Bus To Shut The Fuck Up (0:21)
61 If A Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess Anyone, Why The Fuck They Choose An Obsessed Fancunt Like You (0:18)
62 Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine (0:06)
63 Mary Kate's Coke Nail (1:22)
64 Mary Kate's Coke Nail Vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail (0:22)
65 Lining Up All The Spongebob Queerpants Fans And Chopping Off Their Heads One By One...Genetic Cleansing At It's Finest (0:40)
66 Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry (0:42)
67 Get Fucking Cancer (2:00)
68 The New Video Game Crash (5:02)
69 This Is Track Sixty-Nine!!! (Featuring Girls Against Boys Guy, And Snapcase Guy And Nick Cave) (10:49)
70 No One Should Die At A Concert, But Everyone Should Die At A Rave (6:11)